Scots divers Ben Doon and Philip McCrack    demonstrate ways of making a 'back passage'  penetration - oo-er 

I have no image that comes to mind, so I pass on the accolade to Darth.

Yet another  'Summit on Global Warming'  gets underway - trying to find conclusive proof that it exists. Location? Oh, yes... Denver, Colorado.

Intova IC12 camera in clear housing with red grip.

Lost about 150 meters west from shoreline at Gorgonian 1.

Camera floats, so it should strike the shoreline somewhere around Moon Valley/Paradise, given the wind/wave direction at 15:00 hours on 29/3/2013.

Call me on 0797 54 22 98 if found, or in case of free beer/pizza/invasion of easy-going blonde bimbos 

Ah, the typical British School Dinner - Shark steaks with just a hint of horse DNA !

I thought there would be a reference to the Chevy 'Volt' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevy_volt

Time for the winner ... LINDA 

Well, here is one from Seven Sisters site, Aqaba.

.... Well, the tank slipped and the jacket fell apart by itself - it wasn't my style anyway, dear.

"Yes,  lets find the ice diver,  then do number twos"

One order of Fish Breath coming right up!

Found at Paradise dive site in the sand near the shore entry point. It had no weights in it.
Probably been there a few weeks, judging by the sand on it.
Good condition.
Anyone recognise it, please call at Bedouin Garden Hotel dive shop to pick it up. It is probable that the owner has finished their holiday, so anyone else needing such an item can claim it after mid-November.

Cheers.
Graham Skelly.
MSDT, looking for new job in Jordan  , secondhand job elsewhere 

The ultimate tank for the Self Reliant Diver Course has arrived!

New hand signs now include...
    One Sausage
   Sausage Burnt
    Seconds Available

P.S.
I am opening up a new tank testing station - please ensure you supply burgers and sausages with your tank.
I Thank You.

You know you've been putting off going to Confession?  Well it might be a little late for it now.

Tuna - on Piano

Harp Seal - on, er, Harp?

Bivalves playing brass

Octopus on Bagpipes

Electric Ray as 'Conductor' (he's fantastic)

Lemon Sole sings  the Chicago Blues

Bigmouth Bass on Base Drum

Beluga on tubular bells

Just decoded a nice FAX from JREDS about a scheduled cleanup operation on Eel Canyon Reef, Tuesday, 8 May 2012.

The event starts at around 10:00 local time.

The usual deal - trash bags provided etc..

Be there, or be a square thing