Photo Caption Game

[Darth Vader]

Thanks Linda...

OK due to the seemingly new habit of people taking photos of themselves with digital cameras I couldn't resist this one I stumbled upon!

[linda]

Dental nurse " 2nd molar upper right needs a filling" "3rd incisor lower right needs pulling"" can you see his tonsils?"

[amyzengrace]

Seconds before Rita snapped the photo that won her the prestigious Darwin Award


(The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it)

[DiveAqaba]

Thats the last time Im retrieving your camera from a shark again...use a chain lanyard!

[Deep Breath]

Shark:   You can have this one back, it tastes funny!  I think I will join the Project AWARE people conservation campaign (unless you have any Russians full of Vodka, of course)

[Darth Vader]

OK time to call this one,

third place goes to amyzengrace for the Darwin Award
second place goes to Linda with the dental reference

and first place because the political incorrectness made me laugh goes to Deep Breath...

Ok back to diving water is nice now in Gozo..lots of deep tec stuff to do...will be having some beers with Fraser 

[Deep Breath]

Ok here is a photo taken in Safaga last month....so see what you can come up with for this one whether you love or hate CCR :-)

[DiveAqaba]

Baldric: I have a cunning plan, my lord
Black Adder: And what is that my putrid serf?
Baldric: We will sneak up on the rare tropical fish and surround it with CCR divers and with no biible he wont notice us coming...we can then capture the fish and sell it to the Chinese elite thus making the 100 guineas we need to pay the rent

Black Adder: Thats about as cunning as a fox who's been converted to a roadkill !  In other words NOT CUNNING at all!
the little colourful fishy would be terrified by all the bubbles from the leaking rEVOs and the bycycled kicking silt stiring morons on yellow boxes of death!

Baldric: Well, my lord, I was thinking that if they all had Pelagians the plan may work.

Black Adder: mmmm good point, better contact Mr Fritz....pidgeons and paper are in the attic...

[linda]

Little boxes on the portside,
Little boxes made of ticky tacky
Little boxes on the portside,
Little boxes all the same,
There's a yellow one and a yellow one
And a yellow one and a yellow one
And they're all made out of ticky tacky
And they all look just the same.

[amyzengrace]

Missionaries prepare to go forth with their silent biibles to bear witness

[Deep Breath]

OK not many offers on this one...

so winner is Dive Aqaba with the Black Adder story...

[DiveAqaba]

Ok try this one, it was sent to me recently...be as rude as you can, especially if you recognise the diver in the photo 

[linda]

What a big head!

[Darth Vader]

Over the shoulder HP hose with console?  Sidmount applies to tanks not weightbelts! And its also not allowed to push the stautues off the cliffs at Easter island just to get a photo...there are not many left now on top as more divers do this!

[amyzengrace]

Atoll trolls do not make good dive buddies